is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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