Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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