I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
sex in a hospital.. check
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Randomize
