I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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