yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Randomize
