Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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