How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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