gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
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