His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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