Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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