He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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