i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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