I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
