so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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