Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
My bed smells like the plague
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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