you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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