So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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