i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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