So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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