It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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