ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
i out mim tonsoeep
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