doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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