playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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