ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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