He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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