Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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