Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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