What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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