Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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