I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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