and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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