ya dads aren't the best wingmen
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
you had me at cake vodka
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
