they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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