They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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