I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Floor bacon is actually really good
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