Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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