pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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