C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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