imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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