I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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