I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
My underwear smells like fireworks.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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