i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
we made out on top of his cat.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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