My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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