At least make sure they are 18
Why
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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