it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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