Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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