It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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