I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
The beers last night were like the tears from god
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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