bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
All the doctor said was why
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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