As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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