Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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